Cover: Happy Birthday! Your love keeps lifting me higher 
and higher.
Inside: No wonder I'm such a dizzy queen!

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Cover: Happy Birthday

Inside: Your Royal High Maintenance

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Cover: Happy Birthday!
Remember the good old days, when you used to have hot sex in the bushes?
Inside: I’m talking about this morning, on your way to work.

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Cover: Happy Birthday
Long live the Queen!
Inside: And how long you’ve lived.
May your birthday be a royal affair!

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Cover: Happy Birthday
Snow White always said her prince would come.
Inside: Her loss, My gain

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Cover: Because you are gay you deserve a tasteful gift.
Inside: But because I am straight, I can't find one.
Happy Birthday anyway.

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BTH-002

Cover: Proof that lesbians do have good taste.
Inside: I chose you. Happy Birthday.

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BTH-003
Cover: Happy Birthday to someone who always looked
hot in a thong and still does.
Inside: Sorta, kinda, maybe.

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BTH-004
Cover: Expecting an expensive gift for your birthday?
Inside: Forget it. Not all gays have disposable incomes.
Happy Birthday!

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BTH-005
Cover: Lesbians only get bitter with age.
Inside: I mean better. Definitely better.

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BTH-006
Cover: Happy Birthday Dahling
Inside: From one old queen to another.

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BTH-009
Cover: Homosexuality must be a mental illness
Inside: Cuz I’m crazy for you. Happy Birthday!

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BTH-010
Cover: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Everyone should have a Mom like you.

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BTH-011
Cover: Happy Birthday to someone who isn’t in the A crowd.
Inside: You’re in the “A+” crowd.

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BTH-012
Cover: Happy Birthday, You don’t look a day over 30...
Inside: Which in gay years means you’re pushing 50!

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BTH-013
Cover: Sorry I missed your birthday.
Inside: But you know how we queens are,
NEVER on time.

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BTH-016
Cover: It's big, it's red, it's throbbing and
it's all for you Baby!
Inside: It's my heart! Happy Birthday!

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BTH-017
Cover: And on the 4th day God created the
heavenly bodies.
Inside: He called them gay men. Happy Birthday!

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BTH-018
Cover: Happy Birthday
Inside: To one of the gurls!

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BTH-019
Cover: Hey, Stud. For your birthday I got you something to carry inside your wallet.
Inside: An AARP card

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BTH-020
Cover: I love you because you're stylish, sensitive and get along with everyone
Inside: Are you sure you're a dyke? Happy Birthday honey

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BTH-021
Cover: Throughout history some of the world's most beautiful women have been lesbians.
Inside: That includes you - Happy Birthday

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BTH-022
Cover: Happy Birthday! Can tell you've been hitting the gym!
Inside: The Jim Beam

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BTH-023
Cover: Happy Birthday! Now on your knees!
Inside: With so many candles to blow out, you'll want to be comfortable

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BTH-025
Cover: Happy Birthday - To someone who we all think looks great for his age!
Inside: Of course at our age we all have macular degeneration

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BTH-026
Cover: Happy Birthday you cheap slut!
Inside: Did you know straight people consider that an insult?

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BTH-028
Cover: Wake up, Lazy Bear!
Inside: Time to blow out your candles, Happy Birthday!

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HORO-001
Cover: Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 20) The Water Bearer
Inside: Generous, intellectual, roguish, adventurous
You always make a splash! Happy Birthday!

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HORO-002
Cover: Pisces (Feb. 21 - Mar. 20) The Fish
Inside: Imaginative, poetic, understanding, spiritual
You are a catch! Happy Birthday

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HORO-003
Cover: Aries (Mar. 21 - April 20) The Ram
Inside: Daring, passionate, fun loving
Ever so rambunctious! Happy Birthday

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HORO-004
Cover: Taurus (April 21 - May 20) The Bull
Inside: Creative, desirable, practical, unstoppable
You are in charge! Happy Birthday

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HORO-005
Cover: Gemini (May 21 - June 20) The Twins
Inside: Inquisitive, versatile, daring, restless
You are two much! Happy Birthday

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HORO-006
Cover: Cancer (June 21 - July 20) The Crab
Inside: Intuitive, sensitive, romantic, forceful
You are one fab crab! Happy Birthday

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HORO-007
Cover: Leo (July 21 - Aug. 20) The Lion
Inside: Magnanimous, bigger than life, in control, unforgettable
You are the the coolest of cats! Happy Birthday

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HORO-008
Cover: Virgo (Aug. 21 - Sept. 20) The Virgin
Inside: Modest, conscientious, dedicated, ready
You are a pure delight! Happy Birthday

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HORO-009
Cover: Libra (Sept. 21 - Oct. 20) The Scales
Inside: Idealistic, smouldering, atistic, even-tempered
You are the perfect balance! Happy Birthday

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HORO-010
Cover: Scorpio (Oct. 21 - Nov. 20) The Scorpion
Inside: Intense, courageous, perceptive, mysterious
You are pincher perfect! Happy Birthday

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HORO-011
Cover: Sagittarius (Nov. 21 - Dec. 20) The Archer
Inside: Honest, optmistic, scholarly, primal
You are the centaur of attention! Happy Birthday

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HORO-012
Cover: Capricorn (Dec. 21 - Jan. 20) The Goat
Inside: Practical, dependable, reverent, spirited
No ifs, ands or butts! Happy Birthday

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